
What Your Cup Says About You (And Yes, We're JudgingâLovingly) đ„đ
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Your choice of drink? Tells us something. Your cup of choice? Thatâs where the real tea is.
So grab your glass (or Solo-style cup, no shame), and letâs decode what your drinkware says about your inner party persona.
đŽ The Plastic Party Cup Person
Personality: Spontaneous, energetic, and probably halfway into a game of flip cup before we even blinked. Youâre the heartbeat of the BBQ, the king or queen of the casual kickback.
What It Says: âI came for vibes, not responsibility.â You donât remember where you left your sunglasses, but somehow youâre wearing three different peopleâs hats. Your cup might be disposable, but your energy is unforgettable. Youâre that friend who texts, "What are you doing tonight?" with no plan but every intention of creating chaos and memories.
Bonus Points: You probably also have the playlist. And a portable speaker. And a backup battery. You're unironically everyone's favorite +1.
đž The Martini Glass Maven
Personality: Polished. Mysterious. Possibly owns satin pajamas and a dedicated olive fork.
What It Says: âIâm not saying Iâve solved a crime, but Iâve definitely watched 4 murder documentaries this week and could.â You like your drinks strong, your conversations sharper, and your glassware unapologetically dramatic.
When you hold a martini glass, youâre not just sippingâyouâre performing. You know angles, lighting, and how to command a room without saying a word. The clink of your glass signals the start of secrets, schemes, or some light gossip over oysters.
Catchphrase: âIâll have what sheâs having.â But better.
đ„ The Champagne Flute Enthusiast
Personality: Elegant with a side of extra. You celebrate everythingâbirthdays, brunch, surviving Monday.
What It Says: âLife is a toast-worthy occasion.â You bring the sparkle to the room (and sometimes in your eyeshadow). Your laugh? Contagious. Your group texts? Poppin'. Your closet? A sequin situation waiting to happen.
You're also the friend who insists on group pics, captions them perfectly, and somehow looks amazing in every single one. Champagne flutes are narrow, but your energy is wide open. You donât need a reason to celebrateâyou are the reason.
Vibe Check: If youâve ever used the phrase "main character energy" seriously... this is your glass.
đ„ The Lowball Glass Loyalist
Personality: Grounded. Chill. The type to say âLetâs take it easyâ and mean it. Whiskey, neat? Thatâs a Tuesday.
What It Says: âI appreciate the classics. And also silence after 9 PM.â Youâve got Spotify playlists that slap and an aura that smells like sandalwood and logic.
Lowball drinkers know how to enjoy a moment. You're not checking your phone every 10 seconds. You're living in the now, giving sage advice, and nursing that bourbon like a spiritual experience.
Bonus Move: Your ice cubes are large, slow-melting, and probably sphere-shaped. Respect.
đž The Coupe Glass Connoisseur
Personality: Vintage soul with modern flair. Youâve definitely said âItâs giving Gatsbyâ out loud⊠unironically.
What It Says: âMy drink deserves a red carpet.â You donât sip. You glide through life. You own a velvet blazer and at least one art deco ring. You prefer parties that involve charcuterie, candlelight, and at least one person reading tarot in the corner.
Your glass may be shallow, but your taste is deep. You believe in aesthetics, themes, and sending paper invites to cocktail parties. Your group chat is called "Champagne Problems" and you write in cursive for fun.
Spirit Animal: A French cinema star dramatically exiting a foggy train station.
â The Double Wall Insulated Coffee Cup Devotee
Personality: Hustler with a soft side. Up before the sun, conquering emails before caffeine even hits.
What It Says: âIâm running on goals, dreams, and espresso.â You keep it hot and handle business. Whether you're running errands or a boardroom, your double-wall insulated mug is your silent (and stylish) partner in productivity.
You have strong opinions about roast levels and a deep emotional bond with your local barista. You're efficient, aesthetic, and never forget a reusable straw.
Power Move: Upgrade your sip game with our Sisterly Drinkware's Double-Wall Insulated Mugs â where form meets high-function caffeine power.
Final Sip: Let Your Glass Do the Talking
Whether youâre clinking flutes or clutching plastic, your cup is more than a containerâitâs a whole vibe.
So next time someone raises a glass, youâll know exactly what kind of energy theyâre bringing to the table, and Sisterly Drinkware has the exact vibe you need.
What does YOUR cup say about you? Tag us @sister.lyrinkware and letâs compare notes. Bonus points for glitter lids and cocktail drama. đžâš